For those of youze who be like inventing crazy cool tecchy stuff in yo garages but also like to grab miniscule rock edges by yo fingertips and pull yoself up miles of dem granite countertops, da real deal Story House Productions is currently having casting calls for people like youze!
Becuz i awlready had me own successful talk show, I know I'm probably one of them forerunners...so I already tentatively entitled it: Da Ali G: Dem Both: Backyard Inventionist and Ruggedeer..and rumours are that REI already committed themselves for patchin' der own company name on my own wicked wick-dry sweats!
For the real deal on dem current casting calls, be sure to check it...with dem real words written down below!
And don't misremember...if youze don't submit yourself by this May 8th, youze be late!
Da Ali G
Story House Productions
2233 Wisconsin Ave., N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20007
CASTING CALLING: MANLY TECH
Are you naturally curious? Are you a trendsetter among your friends?
Would you describe yourself as an engineer and a science aficionado?
Do you have a knack for inventing?
If you have a big personality and love to be on camera, we want to hear from you!
A new television show is looking for a man to host a backyard invention workshop series. The ideal candidate would be a man who enjoys the outdoors as much as he enjoys tinkering with technology.
If you are an inventor that isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, then you might be just what we're looking for!
To be considered, please email us at CastingSHP@gmail.com with the subject line: "Manly Tech." All inquiries MUST include 3-5 photos, a brief bio and any video you might have.
Deadline for submissions is May 8th, so submit your name today!