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Bottom 5 Products in a Down Economy

8/13/2009

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#1 - The Uroclub

 
I have been trying very hard to refrain from even acknowledging some new product offerings on the market due to the nature of the described problem and products' offered solution.  I've seen one too many of late, and it drove me over the brink, so I made of list of them.  Disclaimer: Although writing a quick blog on them and publishing their links, I am not giving any credence to their validity as real products!

 
#5  The Kush - Dr. Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this one.  Best of the worst, as it is at least trying to solve a problem by putting something between a woman's breasts (something they would decide on their own to wear 8 hours a day, 7 days a week) and luckily, is not related to the bathroom.

#4  TOTO Travel Washlet (a.k.a Portable Bum Washer) - The TOTO Travel Washlet (not sure what the company name TOTO stands for; it gives new meaning to "Hold the Line") is like a bidet on the go, allowing one to gently wash their bum with a stream of water in ANY restroom (imagine that!).  Kids, don't go raiding mom's purse for gum money, you never know what could be awaiting inside...

#3  The Potty Putter Bathroom Golf Game - Practice putting while you sit and do your business, what fun!  Comes with a free "Do Not Disturb" (the already disturbed) sign.  Father's Day has already passed, but still makes an awesome gift for Dad, kids! 

#2  The Comfort Wipe - Form follows function with this industrial designer delight. Might have a better application for new fathers handling their newfound baby diaper duties, by helping them keep a safe distance from the problem in hand.   Or how about using for your aging parents in the bathroom, who are now living with you at home ("the circle of life" for children, regarding cleaning these type of parental messes)? 

...and the Bottommost Product in a Down Economy:

#1  The Uroclub - Looks like a seven iron bought from Toys R' Us, comes with a handy container for urine (your own) built right into the club handle.  Also comes with handy privacy towel that drapes to your Uroclub and your belt or waistband, so you can go freely anywhere, anytime on the course.  Its makers say that with the privacy towel "it appears you are just checking out your club" (honest, officer!).  This was developed by an urologist for bladder patients with no bladder patience...big surprise.



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applebree
8/18/2009 12:51:51 am

brings new life to the term disposable income!

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